PRESENTING THE ROLLING STONES
Scientists Discover Nearly 1 Billion-Year-Old Organisms, Possibly Alive
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
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May 19, 2022
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Even if they ARE alive, by the time they get up & out of their chairs all the scientists will be dead.
Posted by: cfjk | May 19, 2022 at 10:18 AM
I first read the headline as "Nearly billion-year-old orgasm." I think I either need new glasses or to get out more.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 19, 2022 at 10:23 AM
If you thought Covid was bad, just wait until these things get loose.
Posted by: Rod | May 19, 2022 at 10:26 AM
Consider the upcoming Stones tour is dubbed, The Jurassic Park Four.
Posted by: man tom | May 19, 2022 at 11:27 AM
a stiffy erupts
and continues to do so
a billion years hence
that was a billion-year-old orgasm Haiku
Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | May 19, 2022 at 03:20 PM
I've seen this movie - it doesn't end well.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 19, 2022 at 03:40 PM
/uh oh, I broked the internets,
Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | May 19, 2022 at 03:45 PM