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May 19, 2022


Scientists Discover Nearly 1 Billion-Year-Old Organisms, Possibly Alive

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)


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Even if they ARE alive, by the time they get up & out of their chairs all the scientists will be dead.

I first read the headline as "Nearly billion-year-old orgasm." I think I either need new glasses or to get out more.

If you thought Covid was bad, just wait until these things get loose.

Consider the upcoming Stones tour is dubbed, The Jurassic Park Four.

a stiffy erupts
and continues to do so
a billion years hence

that was a billion-year-old orgasm Haiku

I've seen this movie - it doesn't end well.

/uh oh, I broked the internets,

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