NEEDLESS TO SAY THE HORSE PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Ohio deputy encounters 'drunk Amish guy' slumped over in moving buggy: 'The horse knows how to get home'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[Steverino]

I didn't think the Amish were supposed to drink.

[wanderer2575]

He got drunk on one can of Bud Light? I didn't think that was possible.

[Le Petomane]

The reporting wasn't clear. Did the horse, or the buggy blow a .063 alcohol test? Anyway, why did the cop pull his car in front of a buggy and allow it to get hit in the first place?
That horse, even if it had been drinking, was still within the legal limits of most civilized states.

[cfjk]

Isn't that same horse in: "Over the river & through the woods, to Granmother's house we go"

[wanderer2575]

From Barney Miller, "The Desk":

Det. Ron Harris (Ron Glass): "Telephone number?"
Caleb Webber (Jeff Corey): "Ain't got one."
Harris: "Social Security number?"
Webber: "Ain't got one."
Harris: "Driver's License number?"
Caleb Webber: (firmly) "Ain't got one."
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich (Steve Landesberg): "Amish belief prohibits any government affiliation, such as receiving Social Security numbers. It also prohibits the use of any technological device unless its in the Bible right?"
[Caleb nods]
Harris: "You can't drive a car?"
Webber: "No automobiles in the Bible, sir."
Harris: "Or go on an airplane?"
Webber: "Not in the Bible."
Harris: "No movies? No television? No discos? What can you people do?"
Webber: "Got 14 kids. That's in the Bible."

[Flathead County Frank]

The horse learned to take care of drunks years ago from a former owner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz6fKjtQ1zI

[Mad Hatter]

^5 @wanderer2575! :-)