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May 27, 2022

MORE THAN FAIR

Bermuda Triangle cruise offers all guests full refund - if the ship disappears

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

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It's in the Mirror. What more can you expect?

I'd be satisfied if they just comped us for the the drinks.

@Steverino: I’m hoping for some smoke and mirrors, and to see if we can take advantage of that refund deal.

What if the ship is fine, but the island disappears?

Hollow promise. If the ship disappears, who will ask for a refund?

They'll probably tack on a $225 fee for the "Space Excursion" side trip.

With my luck the ship would hit a Bermuda time warp, disappear, and dock at some future date when apes run the planet. Keep in mind that apes have no reason to like humans...

This is an open invitation for life insurance and estate beneficiaries to start plotting.

If the cruise ship hits an iceberg due to a rather humongous navigational error, sinks, and disappears, but you manage to get into a lifeboat and survive. Do you still get a refund?

Seems like you should get the refund if the ship DOESN'T disappear. Otherwise, it's just like any dang cruise.

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