IT LOOKS EVERY BIT AS APPETIZING AS IT SOUNDS
Truck crash leaves 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler on road
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Crews worked their buns off to clean it up.")
Truck crash leaves 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler on road
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Crews worked their buns off to clean it up.")
Yellowstone Visitors Cause Traffic Jam Watching Majestic Bull Elk… Pee On His Own Face
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet, who sent this in and is getting full credit for it.)
Somebody is making a slasher movie featuring Winnie the Pooh.
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
International Team Creates Paper Plane Able to Glide Over 77 Meters
(Thanks to Ron T)
Bermuda Triangle cruise offers all guests full refund - if the ship disappears
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Hi, I know how busy you must be answering a lot of emails day by day.
Why California’s rattlesnake population is booming
(Thanks to Ranald Adams and Le Petomane)
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "The helmsman had a valid etc.")
Pizza company mortified over 'worst name ever' after website blunder
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Skydiving salamanders live in world’s tallest trees
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Al Barkafski)
Cardi B drops a tutorial video showing how to change diapers with long nails
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Snake Bites Man on Butt as He Sat on Toilet Playing Video Game
(Thanks to Ralph)
Cow sits on family’s lap in backseat of car
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Pool noodle fight over the name Josh again attracts hundreds
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Two arrested in Louisiana for illegally transporting house, abandoning it in road
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Nine-year-old boy discovers puma in school toilet cubicle
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Dolphins Recognize Each Other By Tasting One Another's Urine
(Thanks to GJ)
Crews remove last functioning pay phone in New York City
(Thanks to Alan Dean and The Perts)
Asteroid the size of 350 giraffes to fly past Earth this week
(Thanks to Paul, and to Fabian Marson, who notes that "comets are measured in hippos.")
Gourmet boiled peanut restaurant Randeez Nutz Express closes in south Jacksonville
(Thanks to Rick Stevenson)
Wisconsin couple kills bear that attacked them in their home
(Thanks to Bill Ostroot)
Japanese teen calls cops on man she thinks is holding a knife
(Thanks to Ralph)
Try Peeing On Your Plants, Say Experts
(Thanks to EricY)
Why Australians are voting in their budgie smugglers
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
Over 100 Young Crocodiles Find Refuge on Their Father’s Back in India’s Chambal River
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "He’s hoping they’ll move out after college.")
Richard Bland's ball stopped and rolled off green by squirrel at PGA Championship
(Thanks to B&C, Ralph, pharmaross, Le Petomane, Doug in Sacramento, The Perts, Bill Hudgins and Woozy Barnes)
Fruit flies keep having sex when they are dying
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Loving County judge arrested for cattle theft
Excellent Name For Suspected Cattle-Thief Judge: "Skeet Jones"
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Florida man drives car up pole, arrested for DUI
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Detroit customs officers seize over 2,000 pounds of marijuana labeled as ‘pool toys’
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Pass the flotation aid, bro.")
Wichita Woman Accused of Pooping on Beauty Store Wigs Is Allegedly a Serial Fecal Offender
(Thanks to pharmaross)
The Russian military fired a rocket at Odesa and destroyed the beach toilet.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
National bank hit by ransomware trolls hackers with dick pics
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
NASA engineers trying to figure out strange readings from aging interstellar spacecraft
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Man busted with nearly 1 ton of marijuana near Florida border, officials say
(Thanks to pharmaross)
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, EricY and The Perts)
Coke's new bottle cap doesn't come off
OK, it turns out that's not actually what the story says.
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
(Thanks to Fearless Phil)
Slippery Florida woman throws fake snake to avoid arrest, police say
(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson)
Ancient poop reveals what the builders of Stonehenge liked to eat
(Thanks to GJ and Alkali Bill)