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May 20, 2022

IN LIEU OF A DRIVER'S LICENSE

Slippery Florida woman throws fake snake to avoid arrest, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson)

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Slippery Florida Woman toured with Ted Nugent.

I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it
Take another little piece of my fake snake now, baby (whoa, break it)
Break another little bit of my bogus serpent now, darling, yeah, yeah, yeah (whoa, have a)
Have another little piece of my Muffy now, baby
You know you got it if it makes you feel good
Oh, yes indeed

She looks nice.

In Australia, thrown snakes are seldom fakes.
Their snakes have what it takes

FLORIDA!

She probably got the toilet snake at Home Depot.

Police: Did you just throw a snake at me or are you just glad to see me? (yes the article says its a woman, but is the reporter a biologist?)

Slippery doesn't seem like the correct word. A little help?

Looks like she'd definitely have to pay the Wally rate.

@Mr.Bill: slithery?

Mr.Bill--At risk of making a slip-up. I will go on the slippery slope and risk sliding down (sliding up is difficult, but doable in Flathead County).

I sleezy bars you can say this is a good place to have slippery person slip you a micky or you can slip someone a micky.

A sleezy, slithery, slippery person can slip and fall in a store and sue for a lot of money.

Or we can say the heck with it. I know I am going to slip over to the clubhouse and have a beer.

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