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May 27, 2022

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi, I know how busy you must be answering a lot of emails day by day.

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Not true, because my emails are directed to my answering machine and the mailbox is full.

Thanks for your email. To insure you are not a robot, Please check the box next to the depiction of 1.4 billion Chinese each of whom I have given your email address to with the words, "reply to me immediately, I am naked and wearing my underwear on my head."

Did you get my email asking where the heck you were yesterday?

Perhaps the blog was just too busy answering all the OTHER emais?

THAT's why you didn't post yesterday.

So you now have a whole department for not reading emails. I trust you staffed it with former government officials, who have years of experience in not doing things.

Dear constant emailer. We have finally located your real name and address. You may expect a surprise arriving soon.

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