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May 27, 2022

IT LOOKS EVERY BIT AS APPETIZING AS IT SOUNDS

Truck crash leaves 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler on road

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Crews worked their buns off to clean it up.")

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Marlborough residents have been warned of possible sewage “blow backs” coming up their toilets as work begins to clean the region’s wastewater pipes.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

Yellowstone Visitors Cause Traffic Jam Watching Majestic Bull Elk… Pee On His Own Face

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet, who sent this in and is getting full credit for it.)

OH, BOTHER

Somebody is making a slasher movie featuring Winnie the Pooh.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

JUST CORN FLAKES FOR US, THANKS

Feminine care brand Intimina developed its raspberry-flavoured 'Period Crunch' to encourage families to discuss menstruation more openly at breakfast.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

International Team Creates Paper Plane Able to Glide Over 77 Meters

(Thanks to Ron T)

MORE THAN FAIR

Bermuda Triangle cruise offers all guests full refund - if the ship disappears

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

HUH

A jury in Portland has convicted a self-published romance novelist — who once wrote an essay titled "How to Murder Your Husband" — of fatally shooting her husband four years ago.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi, I know how busy you must be answering a lot of emails day by day.

OUR GUESS IS, THEY'RE HAVING SEX

Why California’s rattlesnake population is booming

(Thanks to Ranald Adams and Le Petomane)

THEY SHOULD PUT WINDSHIELDS ON THOSE THINGS

US submarine that crashed into an underwater mountain in the South China Sea ran into a pier months earlier

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "The helmsman had a valid etc.")

 
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