Dave Barry's Blog

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Try Peeing On Your Plants, Say Experts

(Thanks to EricY)

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

Why Australians are voting in their budgie smugglers

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

AW

Over 100 Young Crocodiles Find Refuge on Their Father’s Back in India’s Chambal River

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "He’s hoping they’ll move out after college.")

THEY ARE ATTACKING OUR BEDROCK INSTITUTIONS

Richard Bland's ball stopped and rolled off green by squirrel at PGA Championship

(Thanks to B&C, Ralph, pharmaross, Le Petomane, Doug in Sacramento, The Perts, Bill Hudgins and Woozy Barnes)

WITHOUT STUDIES WE WOULD KNOW NOTHING

Wearing sunglasses makes you more likely to OGLE: People stare at sexually provocative images when they think others can't see their eyes, study finds

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Women more likely to engage in risky sexual behaviors with more attractive partners

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

PARTY INSECTS

Fruit flies keep having sex when they are dying

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE WEST: STILL WILD

Loving County judge arrested for cattle theft

Excellent Name For Suspected Cattle-Thief Judge: "Skeet Jones"

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT POLE, OFFICER?

Florida man drives car up pole, arrested for DUI

(Thanks to pharmaross)