Dave Barry's Blog

WILL WE EVER LEARN?

Apparently not.

(Thanks to Fearless Phil)

IN LIEU OF A DRIVER'S LICENSE

Slippery Florida woman throws fake snake to avoid arrest, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson)

MAINLY BIG MACS

Ancient poop reveals what the builders of Stonehenge liked to eat

(Thanks to GJ and Alkali Bill)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Topless mom in her undies rescues pet goose from bald eagle in shocking video

(Thanks to pharmaross and Frank)

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT

The online spider market.

(Thanks to Sean T and Barry Nester)

THE NEWS FROM CORNWALL

A FARMER has been left astonished at how many drivers seem willing to pay MORE to park like “wallys”.

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "He'd make a fortune in Miami.") (Except he wouldn't, because he uses an "honesty box," which in Miami would last maybe five minutes.)

JUST KEEP SWIMMING, DUDES

Study reveals fish on drugs in South Florida waters

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

PRACTICAL!

Adidas, Gucci selling $1,300 'umbrella' that isn't waterproof

(Thanks to Ralph)

AS IF THINGS WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH ALREADY

IKEA causes chaos by revealing its Swedish meatballs aren't actually Swedish

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "There is nothing left to believe in.")