Dave Barry's Blog

PROUDLY NOT DEAD YET

Wisconsin man celebrates 50 years of eating Big Macs every day

(Thanks to Rick Stevenson, who says "A life well spent.")

PRESENTING THE ROLLING STONES

Scientists Discover Nearly 1 Billion-Year-Old Organisms, Possibly Alive

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

CSI: WICHITA

A woman defecated in the middle of an aisle at a beauty supply store in Kansas, ruining several wigs in the process, according to police.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE SEAGULL GETS THE BLAME, BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S MASTERMINDING THIS OPERATION

Shameless and greedy seagull steals 17kg of food from Tesco worth over £300

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE'LL HAVE A CHARITABLE SPACE BEER, THANKS

New charitable space beer launched in Guelph, Ont. to raise funds for science centre

(Thanks to EricY)

(YOUR 'NUTS' JOKE HERE)

A Queensland man once caught trying to smuggle squirrels into Australia by hiding them in his pants has avoided jail for drug trafficking.

(Thanks to Watson B)

NOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

YOU WANT CONCLUSIVE UFO PROOF?

You got it.

Hey, seeing is believing:

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

MIAMI IS NO STRANGER TO NON-HUMAN DRIVERS

Ford-backed robotaxi start-up Argo AI is ditching its human safety drivers in Miami and Austin

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")