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May 18, 2022

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

Things are heating up.

(Thanks to Mary Smith and pharmaross)

IT WILL SOON BE COVERED IN SEAGULL POOP

Park bench dedicated to man who used to sit and shout at seagulls to 'f**k off'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

St. Pete woman charged with felony battery after throwing lettuce at someone

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND YOU THOUGHT THE NEWS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE

A TikToker claiming to be a time traveller from 2236 has issued a stark warning to their followers, including a claim that Europe will be struck by a “deadly meteor” in autumn.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Dave, I think this guy is for real.")

(Agreed. If we can't trust time-travelers on TikTok, who can we trust?)

JUST WHAT WE NEED

Aggressive hamsters.

(Thanks to Josh Evans)

They definitely opened for somebody.

LET FREEDOM RING

A federal judge ruled Monday that North Carolina bureaucrats violated the Constitution when they tried to ban a Flying Dog beer over a possible penis on the label.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA EDUCATION REPORT

Large alligator blocks door to Central Florida elementary school

(Thanks to pharmaross)

COMING SOON TO THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK

Mind-Altering Parasite May Make Infected People More Attractive, Study Suggests

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

NO PRESSURE

Man with nine wives 'anxious' as all partners want to be first to bear his kids

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

 
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