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May 16, 2022

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE BACON

35,000 pounds of eggs spill on Dallas freeway

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

DRAMA CLUB NEWS

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Drama Club News.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FOR AN EXTRA $250 THE SALESPERSON WILL SPIT ON YOU

Luxury Brand Sells $1,850 “Fully-Destroyed” Sneakers

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT STUDIES?

Women really do fancy men more if they’re richer, study confirms

(Thanks to Frank)

SACRILEGE

The water tower in Kingsland, the birthplace of Johnny Cash, bears a painted silhouette of the famous Man in Black — but an unknown person recently took careful aim at Cash’s crotch and pulled the trigger. Now the mural is perpetually leaking from that spot, video shared May 11 by the Cleveland County Herald shows.

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Doug Ogg)

JUST FRIES FOR US, THANKS

Child porn investigation reveals Arby’s worker peeing in milkshakes, Washington cops say

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

MAKES SENSE, SINCE FLORIDIANS DRIVE ON GOLF COURSES

Florida man caught golfing on side of I-75

(Thanks to Ralph)

THAT SHOULD DO IT

Two-seater plane spells 'make beer not war' using its flightpath in skies over Poland

(Thanks to Roberto)

 
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