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EATING chocolate cuts the danger of dying young by 12 per cent, a study says.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

Willies have been hit hard in an unprecedented shortage of inflatables as the stag and hen party season is ready to get into full swing, leaving some disappointed brides-to-be

(Thanks to Ralph)

'INSTEAD OF GETTING A TICKET, HE WAS ALLOWED TO PET A HORSE'

Video shows police horses pull over Florida man in Orlando neighborhood

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT'S THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA

Saudi man charged after Maserati driven down Rome's Spanish Steps

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Government warns women to stop playing with endangered ‘penis plants’

(Thanks to pharmaross)