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May 13, 2022

DINNER IS SERVED!

'Zombie' headless frog leaps from hot chilling oil in front of terrified diners

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "We saw Zombie Headless Frogs open for the RBRs.")

DOES THIS MEAN THEY HAVE DECK PYTHONS ON THEIR CARPET?

Four carpet pythons take over family's deck in Australia

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

REALLY?

Hair loss is much more prevalent among men than women so using it to describe someone is a form of discrimination, a judge has concluded. Commenting on a man’s baldness in the workplace is equivalent to remarking on the size of a woman’s breasts, the finding suggests.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

WHEN YOU'RE TALKING CLASS, YOU'RE TALKING VEGAS

A strip club outside of Las Vegas is supporting Ukrainians in their struggle against the Russian invasion by hiring strippers from the war-torn country.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

EXCEPT IN WASHINGTON, WHERE IT'S *EVERY* DAY

Today is National Blame Someone Else Day.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Nate Diaz urinates outside UFC headquarters amid contract dispute

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SEA LIONS ARE BASICALLY MARINE SQUIRRELS

Sea Lion Comes On Land, Swims In Pool And Steals Man's Chair

(Thanks to Ralph)

AN OUTRAGE

Man Fails to Get Intoxicated After Consuming Liquor, Lodges Complaint With Home Minister, Excise Dept

(Thanks to Ralph)

MAKES AS MUCH SENSE TO US AS 'NFTs'

Is a portfolio that invests in stocks when South Park mentions them a viable investment strategy?

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

 
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