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May 12, 2022

YAYYYYYY

THERE'S GONNA BE ANOTHER SPINAL TAP.

WHEREVER HE WANTS

World’s tallest dog is 7 feet on hind legs. He likes to sit on laps.

(Thanks to GJ)

ATTENTION BLOGFOLK OF NEW ENGLAND

We are excited to announce that Ridley Pearson, this blog's pal, co-author and bandmate, has co-written a musical, The Academy. The premiere is next week at Pomfret School -- Ridley's an alum -- and it's free and open to the public. The school is in Pomfret Center, Conn.

The-Academy-Poster

AND IN SPORTS

A rodent made its way through the outfield of Nationals Park in Washington, D.C., during a game between the New York Mets and the Washington Nationals Tuesday night.

No need to send it to Washington.

(Thanks to GJ)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Angered that a neighbor’s chicken had been “pooping on the back patio,” a Florida Woman allegedly retrieved “a bucket of pee from her bathroom” and proceeded to douse the bird’s owner with the foul liquid, according to an arrest report.

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Man Turns Into Cow After Sleeping With Someone’s Wife

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE'RE CONVINCED

Spooky Discovery on Mars Looks Just Like an Alien Doorway

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, who says "The reality is it leads to an office where Martians obtain their Florida drivers licenses.")

OOPS

The roses sold at our Mother’s Day plant sale were not the single faux flowers originally intended. Instead, the item was a Valentine’s Day gift intended for adults.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

NALA HAS AN ADVENTURE

Tenn. couple wakes up to find strange dog sleeping with them in their bed

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BOOZING BAMBIS

Wildlife groups warn of 'drunk' deer in France

(Thanks to MOTW)

 
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