Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN SPORTS

Duck Runs A Marathon In New York And Gets An Award

(Thanks to Ralph)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

3:37 p.m. A concerned citizen reported a six-inch long rusty combat knife in a storm drain that he suspected was intentionally dropped there and a “potential murder weapon.” Law enforcement advised he could rest easy as they were not looking for an outstanding blade used in a recent homicide.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WILD TIMES IN CANADA

Someone is hiding cash all over an N.B. city and residents are loving it

(Thanks to The Perts)

STEP ONE: DO NOT GO TO FLORIDA

How to survive an alligator attack -- or better yet, avoid one entirely

(Thanks to Steve K.)