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May 07, 2022

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO... HEY!

California man charged for opening door, walking on wing as jet taxis

(Thanks to man tom)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEXY *AND* REALISTIC!

Man is 'summer ready' after getting a six-pack tattooed on his stomach

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'MORE CYNICAL VIEWERS BELIEVE IT WAS SIMPLY A BUG OR DROP OF RAIN'

Mystery object crashes into Earth in lightning storm as onlooker fears 'alien invasion'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE'RE PRETTY SURE MONKEYS ARE RELATED TO SQUIRRELS

Cheeky monkey steals key evidence including potential murder weapon to halt trial

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "A BOLO has been issued for Curious George.")

MEN:

Do not, under any circumstances, click here.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

The couple had just married 5 months before they went to a strip club on April 16 (2022) and, according to the police report, "met a stripper and brought her back to their shared house to have drinks."

Try to guess the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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