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THAT'LL PICK YOU UP

500 kilos of cocaine found in coffee bags at Nespresso plant

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Asher Scheiner)

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ATTENTION, PEOPLE SWIMMING OFF THE COAST OF FLORIDA:

You have company.

(Thanks to phamaross)

CHECK OUT THE MARINE ECOSYSTEM, DUDE

Within just five days, nearly $80,000 worth of drugs have been discovered along the coastline in the Florida Keys, the U.S. Border Patrol in Miami announced Thursday.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FORTUNATELY IT WAS UNOCCUPIED

Toilet explodes after powerful lightning bolt zaps through ceiling

As opposed to a weak lightning bolt.

(Thanks to pharmaross, Ralph, Death Row Doc and pharmaross)

IS OUR CRIMINALS LEARNING?

A Man Tried to Rob a Bank From the Back of a Taxi. It Didn’t Go Well.

The driver later told investigators that while he was waiting, he “noticed that he had a lot of blue lights in his rearview mirror”

(Thanks to Alkali Bill, Not My Usual Alias and Steve K)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Pool Poop Claim Explodes at Luxury Upper East Side Condo

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

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Crazy times, huh?

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