Dave Barry's Blog

GUESS WHERE

Venomous Snakes Shut Down COVID Test Center

(Thanks to pharmaross)

COULD'VE FOOLED US

Kenya alarm after carrier bag mistaken for stray lion

(Thanks to GJ)

FLORIDAAAAAAAA

Circumcision Rage Leads To Florida Bust

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says they opened for Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys)

GET YOURS WHILE THEY LAST

The Philip A. Lambert Council of the Knights of Columbus in Gulf Shores is pre-selling Boston butts for Memorial Day weekend to raise funds for its charities.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THAT WOULD GET THINGS MOVING

The highly venomous snake was spotted lurking in the ceiling above a toilet. A person on the toilet looked up and saw the snake staring down at them.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SEND THIS MAN TO WASHINGTON

Police in Maryland say a man dressed in a poop emoji costume let off a stink bomb after his speech, saying the city council passed a “turd of a bill.”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CONVENIENT

Driver smashes car all the way into New Jersey medical building

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "His Florida license is on the way.")

THEY'RE GONNA ATTRACT TEENAGED MALE ALIENS

NASA to launch naked pictures of humans to space in hope of ‘attracting aliens’

(Thanks to B'game and pharmaross)