Dave Barry's Blog

HOW TO CARRY LONG WOODEN BOARDS IN A CAR

Not like this.

(Thanks to Corey Smith)

GET THAT CAMPFIRE STARTED *FAST*

Lake County gun range seeks to allow flamethrowers, camping, plus expanded hours

(Thanks to Rick Day, who says "What could possibly etc?")

BRILLIANT

Take away the sticks, the puck and the nets, and you’re left with hockey players with nothing better to do than beat each other to a pulp for the entertainment of paying spectators. That’s essentially the idea behind Ice Wars, a soon-to-debut combat sports league featuring ice hockey enforcers fighting for money.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE'D NOT PLAY FOR HALF THAT

Robinson Cano Will Get About $40M to Not Play for the New York Mets

(Thanks to Steve K.)

A TRULY USEFUL SKILL

This is a video of Pittsburg animator and recent Jeopardy contestant Julian Glander singing the alphabet song backwards and in reverse so that when played back in reverse it sounds like he’s singing the regular song.

(Thanks to John Lobert)