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April 25, 2022

WRONG

Naturist Stuart, 85: 'You're never too old to be naked'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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You may, however, be too old to be a Chippendale lobbyist.

Given the UK's dreadfully cold climate, I'd imagine everything would be so shrunk up there'd be nothing to see anyway.

Why is it always the guy that nursecindy doesn't want to see naked?

I go naked all the time underneath my clothing. It's my quiet way of revolting against society without being personally revolting.

I'd Rather Go Blind

That may be true, but you can definitely be too old to be SEEN naked, so please, just stay in the pool.

The professor of Unnatural Studies and Taxidermy at FCU claims this Stuart dude has had the cheese slide off the cracker of his thinker.

The professor claims there are over 100 senior citizen nudist colonies in the US and Canada. None of the nudists there have ever been attacked by bears (But neighborhood dogs do howl a lot). Also, there are no accounts of salesmen or religion pushers ever returning for a second visit.

There are a few nudist colonies in Florida that even alligators and squirrels are afraid to visit, but this has yet to be proven by scientific studies which have never been done for some reason. The professor asks that no one send him pictures or videos.

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