WE CANNOT KEEP UP

Hi Dave,

Recently featured as the first-ever Malaysian female on HYPEBEAST for her capsule collection. we would love to arrange an interview with you and the world's fastest-growing social media star MSPUIYI who at only 23 years old has over 17 MILLION Instagram followers, her own fashion collection, and two worldwide beauty lines.

Comments

[MOTW]

Meh. Social media butterflies are so needy, aren't they? They probably pay someone for this 'service' to whip up more hype and attention.

[Franz Onlee]

Sounds like a honey-trap to me.

[ripleysparrow]

If any of these Instagram fans will be voting in the 2024 US presidential election, maybe The Blog should do the interview, on the condition of an endorsement when the time comes.

[Le Petomane]

Dear emailer--Thank you for thinking of me, but I am presently booked up and will be util your Instagram "sensation" is long forgotten.

[man tom]

April 22, 2022

Regarding MSPUIYI's capsule collection,

Hi,

What you’ll need

To insert a rectal suppository, you’ll need the suppository plus soap and water or hand sanitizer to clean your hands. You may also need a clean, single-edge razor blade and lubricating jelly.

Regards,

[man tom]

Follow-up correspondence.

RE: The razor blade.

Hi,

Checking in to see if you received my last email and have made progress.

[Clankie]

Woof woof woof !!

( I think they know what I'm saying. )

[wanderer2575]

@ Le Pet: In other words, about two weeks.

[wanderer2575]

Also. 17 million people need to get a f****** life.