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April 18, 2022

TURNS OUT IT'S A YETI PENIS

Loch Ness Monster not a whale’s penis, says professor who coined the theory

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

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@EB: But is it sponge worthy?

Next he'll be denying that his hard drive is full of kraken porn.

Higher And Higher

IN Nessie's defense the average year round water temp in Loch Ness is only 41F. You know about that, right?

Piss on this.

The Loch Ness Monster is a much more intimidating name than if it was called, "Biggus Dickus."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G2a2hL6U

Talk about stretching the truth! https://www.the-sun.com/news/5145341/american-men-penis-size-beaten-by-australians-french/

Enormous Penis

Such theories are flights of fancy.

@EB: But what happens if the water is cold?

Them amphibious Yetis, them's the meanest. Especially when they're horny. Don't ask me how I know.

Geez, it's getting to be where some guys can't go swimming without causing a stir.

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