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April 28, 2022

THEY ARE FIENDS

Police say a 911 caller stated that “a 78-year-old elderly man was actively being attacked by a squirrel, who was eating his hand.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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The elderly man made the first mistake when he said: "Come here little squirrel, I have a tasty handout for you."

Clearly the squirrel didn't understand the meaning of the phrase about not biting the hand that feeds you, but why was the aquirrel in the house?

Squirrels have their uses, and Mother's Day is coming soon.

The are wild animals. Run away. Run away.

Killer squirrel.

I wonder if they have smaller Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch that would work on squirrels?

Rocky's getting a bum rap here it was Boris & Natasha that set him up and then framed him by coating the old guys hands with peanut butter & convincing him that the old guy was just nuts.

Never approach a squirrel who is eating his hand.

Granny Clampett could have handled this with ease.

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