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April 21, 2022
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What an anus hole!
Posted by: Steverino | April 21, 2022 at 03:42 PM
Anuses and baggies of meth don't usually go together very well.
Posted by: Rod | April 21, 2022 at 04:02 PM
Thank goodness for our strict policy.
Posted by: Hammer Roid Raspfile | April 21, 2022 at 04:12 PM
If your name is Harry Anus it must be tough to get vanity license plates in Florida.
Posted by: cfjk | April 21, 2022 at 04:29 PM
When Jerry goes to jail, he will be the butt of many bad jokes and puns.
"Now we have an asstronomer who is familiar with black holes."
"My cellmate, Jerry, is actually our resident expert on Uranus."
"Jerry has been an anus all his life and so far, hasn't been wiped out."
This will just be on his first day...
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 21, 2022 at 06:43 PM
"Mom, how did you name me?"
"Well son, all of our children are named after the first planet we see when they're born. So your sister is named Mercury, your big brother is named after Jupiter.
Why do you ask, Uranus?"
Posted by: Lucky Jack | April 22, 2022 at 01:35 PM