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Moose spotted on roof of Polish shopping centre
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April 29, 2022
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The nitwits took away the mall security moose. He was keeping the wild boars out of the garage. Shakira must now be notified.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | April 29, 2022 at 09:37 AM
A moose bit my sister.
Posted by: wiredog | April 29, 2022 at 10:03 AM
The squirrels are starting to move in the heave equipment.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | April 29, 2022 at 10:14 AM
Is spying on friendly Russian special military operation & eating rations sent to poor oppressed NATO members.
Posted by: Boris Badenov | April 29, 2022 at 10:19 AM
When Rocky gets on the sauce nowadays, Bullwinkle has to look everywhere to find where he crashed.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 29, 2022 at 10:23 AM
He walked into the entrance to one of those goofy parking garages, and ended up at the top.
Posted by: Rod | April 29, 2022 at 10:51 AM
At least Rocky had the good sense to be in a part of the world where EVERYBODY is well sauced, so he'll blend right in and be difficult to find.
Posted by: cfjk | April 29, 2022 at 10:54 AM
Around here, the moose on top of shopping malls are striped not spotted.
Now the elephants walking around -- those are spotted
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 29, 2022 at 10:57 AM
A polka-dotted spotted moose at a Polish shopping mall sounds like some eastern European form of guerilla advertising.
Posted by: Cosmo K. | April 29, 2022 at 11:11 AM
Q: How do you stop a charging moose?
A: Take away his credit card.
Posted by: Steverino | April 29, 2022 at 11:11 AM
If you just stick with chocolate moose you'll avoid all these kinds of problems.
Posted by: David Puddy | April 29, 2022 at 11:21 AM