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April 28, 2022

OF COURSE THEY HAVE

South American 'Penis Snakes' Have Been Found in Florida

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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No problem. Simply call them "Bantam Johnson Eels" and soon they'll be a delicacy sold in sushi bars everywhere.

I'm not sure I want to know what valid Florida license these might have. o.O

Good to know that they're no longer missing.

Doubtless Florida Woman would say she's been seeing penis snakes for years.

Caecilian, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily...

Just here for spring break.

Thanks to Ralph, I've had Simon and Garfunkel stuck in my head for the last few hours.

@RG - you need to see Julio, down by the schoolyard.

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