GO FIGURE

Fictosexual man who married hologram singer says no family showed up to wedding

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Comments

[MOTW]

Welp. That's one of the strangest things I've read on this blog. (since January 2003)

[PG-13 Wodehouse]

What about her family?

[Rod]

Hey, he saved a lot of money on the ceremony and reception.

[Ben There]

And one day she looks at him and says, "Dude, this relationship you think we have -- it's all in your head."

[Clankie]

Let the cyber-nagging begin.

[Le Petomane]

Wait until his fictosexual wife sues him for divorce and demands child support for 6 imaginary kids, along with huge monthly alimony checks to be paid in real money.

[cfjk]

That's pretty fictoed-up.

[Jim]

Imaginary friends, UNITE!

[Flathead County Frank]

We feel out of touch. Things like this don't happen here in Flathead County. However, if they did, there would be a big turnout for the wedding. Cheaper than going to Disneyland by a long chalk.

[man tom]

I have an acquaintance who currently resides with an online mail order bride. He is 71 and she is likely in her late 30's. Unlike Mr. Kondo, ...Hero?

[LeDud]

I bet he also thinks he's in the MATRIX. Maybe the sunglasses guy will come to their anniversary party.

[Elaine Benes]

He must have put a ring on "IT".

[Ralph]

How often does tech support put him on hold?

[Ron G in WA]

Fictosexual? I think we've finally jumped the shark with this nonsense. Or perhaps jumped the dolphin that identifies as a shark.

[ChrisinVa]

I looked up ficto- in the dictionary, just to be sure about how to characterize this guy. The closest thing I could come up with was "fiction".

[David Puddy]

Does anyon here know what the proper pronouns for fictosexuals are?

[Jim]

@ David P.: For this couple, um and ohm might do.

[PirateBoy]

He thought she was "a real doll"?

[pharmaross]

You Are So Beautiful

[pharmaross]

Rag Doll