ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
‘Easter Bunny’ listed as prosecutor in hundreds of Iowa court cases
(Thanks to pharmaross and MOTW)
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April 27, 2022
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This from the article: "For example, a December 1997 case shows Santa Claus being convicted of felony burglary and kidnapping, with a charge of assault on a peace officer dismissed by the court. The court records indicate a sentence of 999 years in prison was imposed. As part of that same test case, the court imposed a no-contact order prohibiting Santa from having any contact with Mickey Mouse. Santa’s bail – listed as “one million bucks” in a possible punning reference to Santa’s reindeer — is stated to have been “posted by Rudolph.” In 2014, Santa Claus was charged with second-degree robbery in Scott County, according to the Iowa Courts Online site. Although there’s no record of a conviction in that case, Claus’ right to carry a gun was revoked. The court system’s website also shows that in 2014, Mickey Mouse filed a small claims case against Donald Duck in Marion County." ...Well, this explains why not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Well, maybe one.
Posted by: Eve Krissmass | April 27, 2022 at 06:47 PM
No information on the legal secretary Mya Shlong.
Posted by: guy | April 27, 2022 at 07:02 PM
Sue. Sue. Sue ya!
Posted by: pharmaross | April 27, 2022 at 07:52 PM
The only thing you can be sure of is that if the prosecutor is listed as "Hamilton Burger," the defendant is not guilty.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 27, 2022 at 09:27 PM
Sounds like another done some bunny wrong song.
Tip you waitstaff. Try the veal. We will be hare all week.
Posted by: Thumper | April 27, 2022 at 10:40 PM
Always better to use old Secretaries of State for these substitute names. Alexander Haig, etc.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | April 28, 2022 at 07:21 AM
Two days before Christmas in 1927, Santa did rob the bank in the West Texas town of Cisco (where Conrad Hilton started his hotel biz). Before it was over, the police chief and his deputy were dead, as was one of Santa's "elves".
Santa was hung by an angry mob before the official death penalty could be imposed. The rope broke, and after falling to the ground, Santa begged forgiveness.
The crowd responded with a stronger rope.
Posted by: Rod | April 28, 2022 at 09:14 AM