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April 26, 2022

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Hi,

Hope you are doing well.

We are a professional tin box factory in China and

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Send ficto-money to help the Nigerian princess escape from bondage and renew your car's extended warranty today.

Dear Professional Tin Box Company emailer,

Thak you so much for thinking of us. Please send two dozen free samples so we can properly assess marketing possibilities. Also, The Blog could also give the samples to employees as Christmas bonuses and save money.

Hi, Sorry, but we only deal with amatuer tin boxes. signed: Out of the box thinker

Dear Chinese tin box company,

I might be interested, but have certain quality standards that must be met. Would you send some samples?

Question of the day from Lonnie Donegan's "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?":

"If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?"

I need six of them. Where do I send the check?

Boxes made of actual 100% tin? I didn't think those existed any more.

No tin boxes, but several subjects of blog items lately could use some tinfoil hats.

wanderer2575--Living in Roswell, New Mexico, the Tinfoil Hat Capital of the World, I have to be honest and say that tinfoil hats have been ineffective for years. If you have an encounter with any aliens, buying them a beer generally works better.

"We are a professional tin box factory in China and we make Thin Lizzy tin music boxes."

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