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April 28, 2022


Police Seek Woman Seen On Stolen Riding Mower With Trailer Of Stolen Goods

(Thanks to Barry Ott)


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Clearly perpetrated by the Tuscaloosa check part vandals. Investigation ongoing in Auburn.


IN her defense, she didn't steal them, she liberated them. On the plus side, it's gonna be a long drive to the Florida line, so an epic slow speed chase.

Her boyfriend, pictured here, is wanted for tossing her off the porch then holding her head under water inside that stolen cooler.

Police are reviewing this clue left behind by the mower thief...

I suppose it's too late to tell her about the great line from an Eagle's song, "Don't let the sounds of your own wheels drive you crazy."

Whatever's in the trailer looks like one of Wile E. Coyote's "defying the laws of physics" contraptions.

Shoddy reporting. Was the trailer also stolen, or did she bring that with her?

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