ATTENTION, D-I-Y-ERS:

Laser device for neutralizing - mosquitoes, asian hornet, weeds and pests

"Neutralizing."

What could possibly go wrong?

(Thanks to wiredog)

Comments

[pharmaross]

Fire Down Below

[JG]

It comes with Hellfire missels as a back-up.

[wiredog]

For all your muster hornet vaporizing needs. Also ignites squirrels!

[wiredog]

Murder hornet.
I blame auto-incorrect.

[Dave]

The muster hornets are even worse.

[cfjk]

I know it captivates the hell out of my cat.

[pharmaross]

Laser Cat

[LeDud]

Can it be altered to shoot down Russian nuclear missiles? Asking for a friend.

[man tom]

It also serves as a time machine.

*I ask that each of you please watch the minute and a few seconds of the video because it is not funny at all.

[Judy]

“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”

[MOTW]

Snorks to all, esp wiredog and Judy.

At first skim, I read that as neuralizer, a la Men In Black. That might make next year's Oscars more interesting / entertaining.
But seriously, you just know that some harassed little brother or sister is going to try this out on their sibling.

[Le Petomane]

I like the warning on the laser. "Don't use it or you'll go blind." Most guys will ignore this warning because they were told the same thing when they were young. As they grew older, they realized what they had been told about a pleasurable activity was pure bunk.

[Han Solo]

Angle up the deflector screens while I charge up the main guns.

[ChrisinVa]

Watch out for Mini Me!