DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

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我这边是专业国际快递，专业操作各种国际产品出口，疑难杂症产品，电池产品出

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[Tiktak Tow]

&%#|\_=/!-+?

[Stan Ruth]

And that translates as -

Hello:
I am a professional international express, professionally operating various international product exports, incurable disease products, and battery products.

Well, THAT’S interesting.

[Clankie]

" Incurable disease " no doubt includes spam mail.

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

Just the other day I was looking to replace my internationally exported incurable disease battery product vendor.

[ripleysparrow]

Easy for him to say.

[Marquis de Florida]

Reply---

Hey, buddy, this is a family site so watch your #^*###! language.

And your wife burns rice, wears combat boots and never shaves her legs. But yes, sadly, I must decline your offer.

[man tom]

They have given up on ever finding Waldo.

[Static Joeage]

Can I buy a vowel?

[Brent Hoskisson]

I'm impressed that you actually STARTED reading that email, Dave.

[Name withheld to protect you]

Translation:
I just wanted to say that I miss you, and I love you, and please come back to me and stay alive.

[pharmaross]

NSFW

*PG-18*

What's that sound???

[MOTW]

I mean no disrespect, but that reminds me of how Charles Schulz showed Woodstock 'talking' to Snoopy.

[wanderer2575]

I'm pretty sure that "专业操作各种国际产品出口" translates as either "To Serve Man" or "Extended Warranty."

The rest is all Greek to me.