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February 18, 2022

YOU CAN DEFINITELY WANT TO

Can You Die From Getting Kicked In The Testicles?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Life sucks, and THEN you die.

I didn't really get kicked in the nuts, I just play a guy who did and forgot to fall on the floor and roll around moaning before I wished I had died.

I’ve never actually been kicked there. The girls I dated were more fond of the cast iron skillet upside the head method of ardor cooling.

Yes you can but you'll get better eventually.

No, but you'll wish you had?

How can you get hit in the testicles by a CAR?

Mr. Bill--I believe you could easily get hit in the testicles by a car. Especially, if the car is being driven by an irate soon-to-be Ex-wife who sees you leaving your girlfriend's house.
Or so a friend told me.

I need help because I don't understand the references. I have never had a migrane, I don't have a vagina, and I have never punched a helicopter.

It's our understanding that if one is impacted by a vehicle in motion any testicular related injury is just considered collateral damage and the only items that qualify for reimbursement might be the ones hanging from the rear bumper of the impacting pickup truck.

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