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February 25, 2022


Moment five monkeys mob a tourist for food before they are chased off by a spade-wielding woman

(Thanks to Alfredo Ortiz Jr.)


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Monkeys are just uncivilized people. Wait-most people I know are uncivilized.

How to escape from mobbing monkees...

Wasn't Spade Wielding Woman the lead female singer for Five Monkeys back in the 80's?

Ukraine needs to recruit them to mob Vlad's minions.

Didn't I make you feel like you were the only monkey? Yeah
And didn't I give you nearly everything that a spade-wielding woman possibly can?
Monkey, you know I did
And each time I tell myself that I, well I think I've had enough
But I'm gonna show you, monkey, that a spade-wielding woman can be tough
… I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and break it
Break another little piece of my spade now, monkey (whoa, break it)
Break another little bit of my spade now, darling, yeah, yeah, yeah (whoa, have a)
Have another little piece of my handle now, monkey
You know you got it if it makes you feel good
Oh, yes indeed

See here.

When I worked in mental hospitals, we tried to help people with a monkey on their backs. I shudder to think of the stress having five monkeys would cause..

Got a spade-wielding woman
Got a spade-wielding woman
I've got a spade-wielding woman
Chase me so hard, I can't see
That she's a spade-wielding woman
She's trying to make a monkey outta me

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