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A drunk Florida lawyer walked into a bar...
Posted by: cfjk | February 22, 2022 at 09:01 AM
Perhaps she was just trying to build a stronger case by strengthening her bargaining position?
Posted by: Disortor Indybarr | February 22, 2022 at 09:12 AM
Is this considered disorderly conduct .. it IS Florida, after all.
Posted by: MOTW | February 22, 2022 at 09:26 AM
Drunken ear worm syndrome.
And haven't we all been too tired to put out pants back on in public.
Posted by: man tom | February 22, 2022 at 09:36 AM
She'll get off. She's got herself a lawyer.
Posted by: Steverino | February 22, 2022 at 10:02 AM
Can't wait to see what happens at her first court appearance.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | February 22, 2022 at 10:21 AM
The only thing worse than a drunken lawyer is a naked drunken lawyer!
Posted by: guy | February 22, 2022 at 10:29 AM
No offense, ma'am, but...why is it always the ones...?
Please, zip up your hoodie, lady, I'm begging you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 22, 2022 at 10:44 AM
"Unclothed and completely naked"? I wonder if those cops ever reported anybody to be clothed and completely naked?
Posted by: Rod | February 22, 2022 at 10:55 AM
Jerry told me that there some things you just don't want to see a naked person do.
Posted by: George C. | February 22, 2022 at 11:09 AM
Hey, she was a duly certified member of the bar. What was that bar manager thinking?
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | February 22, 2022 at 11:29 AM
Was it a topless and bottomless bar?
Posted by: ChrisinVa | February 22, 2022 at 11:33 AM
I hate to see what she'll do when a judge overrules her objections.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 22, 2022 at 11:46 AM
If there was a wet T-shirt contest she'da won "Best of Show" hands down, bar none.
Posted by: Wes Minster | February 22, 2022 at 12:25 PM
The judge refused to rule until she filed her briefs.
Posted by: Ranger D | February 22, 2022 at 12:49 PM
The drunken lawyer should be evaluated by a medical professional like this individual...
Posted by: NOT pharmaross | February 22, 2022 at 01:54 PM