THE FLORIDA BAR

After she was refused service by a bar manager, a drunk Florida Lawyer went into the restroom and then emerged “unclothed and completely naked,” according to police who charged her with disorderly conduct.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[cfjk]

A drunk Florida lawyer walked into a bar...

[Disortor Indybarr]

Perhaps she was just trying to build a stronger case by strengthening her bargaining position?

[MOTW]

Is this considered disorderly conduct .. it IS Florida, after all.

[man tom]

Drunken ear worm syndrome.

And haven't we all been too tired to put out pants back on in public.

[Steverino]

She'll get off. She's got herself a lawyer.

[ripleysparrow]

Can't wait to see what happens at her first court appearance.

[guy]

The only thing worse than a drunken lawyer is a naked drunken lawyer!

[Jeff Meyerson]

No offense, ma'am, but...why is it always the ones...?

Please, zip up your hoodie, lady, I'm begging you.

[Rod]

"Unclothed and completely naked"? I wonder if those cops ever reported anybody to be clothed and completely naked?

[George C.]

Jerry told me that there some things you just don't want to see a naked person do.

[Flathead County Frank]

Hey, she was a duly certified member of the bar. What was that bar manager thinking?

[ChrisinVa]

Was it a topless and bottomless bar?

[nursecindy]

I hate to see what she'll do when a judge overrules her objections.

[Wes Minster]

If there was a wet T-shirt contest she'da won "Best of Show" hands down, bar none.

[Ranger D]

The judge refused to rule until she filed her briefs.

[NOT pharmaross]

The drunken lawyer should be evaluated by a medical professional like this individual...