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She later professed that she wasn't drunk, but rather just inexperienced at using the suitcase's manual transmission.
Posted by: Rod | February 15, 2022 at 09:30 AM
Chelsea Alston ==>
Hellcat Season
Acetone's Halls
Ethanol scales
For some reason, my mind is playing Robin telling Batman:
Holy Hellcat Season, Batman!
Posted by: MOTW | February 15, 2022 at 09:34 AM
In her defense, if she keeps her booze in that suitcase, she can't be arrested 'cuz technically she never left the bar. A drunken woman drives her suitcase into a bar...
Posted by: cfjk | February 15, 2022 at 09:39 AM
"I only had two drinks and I only spit on you once."
Posted by: Chelsea | February 15, 2022 at 09:54 AM
So the suitcase runs on alchohol and gets about a quart of vodka per mile?
Posted by: Goen Tue Dizkneewhirled | February 15, 2022 at 10:32 AM
That suitcase needs a big block.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | February 15, 2022 at 10:52 AM
Where can one purchase such a suitcase? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 15, 2022 at 10:55 AM
I don't travel much but I want that suitcase.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 15, 2022 at 10:56 AM
I was impressed by the bike officer being able to stay upright on a slick surface. While maintaining a calm, cool, professional interaction.
I'm not sure of the model in question, but I'm seeking carry on size motorized bags in the $250-300 range. Ones designed to be ridden in the $1000-1500 range
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 15, 2022 at 11:11 AM
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll get out and ride again
Oh *expletive* officer, I hate to go
By the time I get to Phoenix
The bump on my head will be risin'
Chelsea ain't traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the Samsonite tag heading for Spain
And I can see Chlsea waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Chelsea, must be locked up tight and still high
"...and keep you hands to yourself."
Posted by: man tom | February 15, 2022 at 12:04 PM
Was she vaccinated ? Circumcised ?
Posted by: LeDud | February 15, 2022 at 01:38 PM