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February 14, 2022

SHE HAD HER REASONS

Woman arrested for arson after burning down husband's shed with a blow torch, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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With a little forethought, this woman could have gotten by with burning down the shed. Mrs. O'Leary blamed a cow for kicking over a lantern and burning down most of Chicago. Surely there was a marauding squirrel available to shoulder the blame. Squirrels "could" have been stealing a propane torch and accidentally started it flaming.

So basically, she was still carrying a torch.

Burn Baby Burn...

Not a wise move. Presumably, that shed had all the tools and materials in it he was going to use for that kitchen remodel she was demanding.

Her husband is lucky He got off without finding his nuts in a cup.

Can't we assume that his nuts are still missing?

The philosopher who said, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," knew their elbow from a hole in the ground.

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