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February 19, 2022

RESEARCHERS NEED TO GET OUT MORE

Swedish Researchers Really, Really Want Your Urine

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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I much prefer the conventional method whereby one not only fertilizes one's lawn but waters it at the same time.

It's illegal to pee on rosebushes here in Flathead County. At least that's what the cops told a friend. Of course, he was peeing on rosebushes planted in containers in front of the Courthouse, so it may not be illegal in liberal states such as California.

And they're really, really not going to get mine.

I agree with wanderer2575. They can have my urine when they pry my---uh, never mind.

What a pisser!

Ces la vie, one day you take it out and the next day, urine.

"Urine Diversion" wbagnfa Punk rb.

Sure, no problem.
Just have 'em come at about four AM.
I'll have a fresh 'batch'.

Oh, I forgot, to collect my donation, just stand under my bedroom window and say AH!

I don't want this barley used for my beer, and not because I'm squeamish. As a fertilizer, human waste should not be used on food crops.

Frank, is your friend's name Ozzie? Dark eyes, bit of a speech impediment?

If they'll fly me over and put me up, I'll give the Swedes all the urine they can harvest. Just keep that fresh fjord water flowing.

Wait, are they paying for it? "The Color of Money" just took on a new tint...

padraig--My friend is, I believe, either in witness protection or simply nuts. He goes by the name of Mr. Bitzflick, but the wooden leg does cause him a limp. Not much of a speech impediment as a difficulty remembering words. If you think you might be related, let me know and I'll get his PO box number next spring when the rosebushes need watering.

Urine My Heart

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