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Chaos is sure to ensue.
Posted by: Static Joeage | February 28, 2022 at 08:26 AM
Has the national guard been mobilized?
Posted by: guy | February 28, 2022 at 08:33 AM
Looks like the sign wasn't in that deep. No wonder it fell over.
Posted by: Steverino | February 28, 2022 at 08:47 AM
It always takes a tragedy before these issues are addressed.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | February 28, 2022 at 09:07 AM
Was it arrested for public intoxication?
Posted by: Rod | February 28, 2022 at 09:14 AM
So now the squirrels are trying to disrupt the transpotation system?
Posted by: Boris Badenov | February 28, 2022 at 09:15 AM
HOLD ON - I'M COMIN'
Posted by: Sam and Dave | February 28, 2022 at 09:25 AM
France surrenders
Posted by: Clankie | February 28, 2022 at 09:32 AM
Was it a drone strike, or just another horrific effect of global warming?
Posted by: cfjk | February 28, 2022 at 09:51 AM
Ah, so Scotland has a Flathead County too.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | February 28, 2022 at 10:13 AM
Rumor has it that similar occurances have been witnessed in the Donets Basin area of eastern Ukraine. Unofficial sources report the signs are being resurrected in honor of Putin's successful incursions into the Donbass thereby renaming the area "Dumbasstard Region"
Posted by: the ghost of Kiev | February 28, 2022 at 10:26 AM
"This is Les Nessman reporting from the tragic scene of the kneeling sign that was deliberately and cowardly attacked here in West Kilbride. People are still hunkered down in their homes. Women and children are inconsolable.
"Ladies and gentlemen---wait, I hear approaching sirens, and yes, helicopters are also coming. Help is on its way!
"All I can say is, Oh, the humanity!"
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 28, 2022 at 10:27 AM
According to Mr. Google, here is what that lovely and wonderful Bus Stop sign looked like prior to his horrific and senseless tragedy.
https://bit.ly/3MknLzk
Posted by: Static Joeage | February 28, 2022 at 11:10 AM
Breaking News
We are going to pose the question of a downed street sign in relation to having air control over the entire street and other signs to our panel of face mask experts.
Posted by: man tom | February 28, 2022 at 11:55 AM
If that's a story assigned to a Senior Reporter, what does the Junior Reporter get to cover?
Posted by: Ralph | February 28, 2022 at 01:07 PM
Hey Ralph: The junior reporters cover grass-growing, leaf-falling and people yawning. All that keeps them pretty darn busy in this town.
Posted by: Static Joeage | February 28, 2022 at 02:13 PM
Bus Stop
Posted by: pharmaross | March 01, 2022 at 06:10 AM