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February 13, 2022

NOW WITH ADDED... EW

A woman is demanding answers from a KFC store after she discovered deep-fried toilet paper in her order of chicken.

(Thanks to Static Joeage)

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KFC, now extra crispy AND high fiber!

Finger lickin' ewwwwwww!

Please tell me it wasn't used TP.

I never could figure out those 11 herbs and spices.

Sounds like a Chinese government propaganda smear against an American business conglomerate.

Bottoms Up

Oh that Colonel ! He has such a gentile sense of humor !

It's finger lickin' good!

The chicken...
NOT the toilet paper, Beavis.

Hopefully it was just a misplaced wet-nap and not a Dude Wipe.

Enjoy the go for fast food. Please don't squeeze the kernels out of the Colonel's bunghole. Do what I say. I am Cornholio.

Are you threatening me?

This violates the first law of fast food cleanliness, which is, "If you can't see it, it's not there."

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