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February 27, 2022


How the Russian invasion of Ukraine could increase the cost of your beer

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “This is getting serious.”)


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This clearly a bridge too far. Putin! Go phuck yourself!

Time to hit the hard stuff.

A free diction lesson for Putin and his Russian comrades:

How we say, "Hello" when you visit our Ukraine homeland...

Putler probably doesn't drink beer.

Beer makes you smart. After all, it made Bud wiser.

This is terrible, a provocation that required checking with thoughts on beer by some of our greatest minds.

Ray Bradbury-"Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it."

Martin Luther-"Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep: Whoever sleeps long, does not sin; Whoever does not sin, goes to Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer and go to heaven!"

Dave Barry-"Without question, the greatest invention of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel is also a great invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Lastly, we have a clip of Cliff Clavin's famous Buffalo Theory from Cheers.

Another message for Vlad's boys visiting Ukraine...

The price of real Vodka is also going up. Many Moons ago, Comrade Stalin decided to annex Finland. The Fins had a joke: Alas, what shall we do. There are so many of them and we are such a small country. Where will we find enough space to bury them.

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