MICE ARE STANDING BY TO CHASE AWAY THE ELEPHANTS
Elephants deployed to chase away rhinoceros in Majuli
(Thanks to Ralph)
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February 23, 2022
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The elephants are not enough. We need to call in sponges for back-up.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | February 23, 2022 at 01:09 PM
What happens if the elephants mate with the rhinos?
Elephino!
Posted by: pharmaross | February 23, 2022 at 01:25 PM
Will they also chase kangaroos? Asking for a Danish friend.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | February 23, 2022 at 01:25 PM
Which would be a better name for a rock band: Deployed Elephants or Wandering Rhinoceros? Advantage goes to rhinoceros because .. wait for it .. they have a great horn section.
Posted by: MOTW | February 23, 2022 at 01:38 PM
Being a geezer, I can remember when elephant jokes were the height of hilarity.
Such as
Q Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A So they can hide in the strawberry patch
Q What started all the forest fires ?
A Burning ducks.
(follow up) Q How did elephants get flat feet?
A From stamping out burning ducks
Posted by: JG | February 23, 2022 at 01:45 PM
Once upon a time in Texas, we got this same basic style of entertainment by staging train wrecks.
Posted by: Rod | February 23, 2022 at 02:17 PM
Do the rhinos all give out a warning yell "Tuscaloosa! Tuscaloosa!"
Posted by: Hannibal N. D'Alps | February 23, 2022 at 02:39 PM
There may well be a lesson there for us in our current international crisis.
Posted by: Clankie | February 23, 2022 at 03:50 PM
Couldn't they kerfuffle those rhinos. Perhaps someone from Australia could help?
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | February 23, 2022 at 07:31 PM
Isn't this the last verse of "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly?"
Posted by: keith in tampa | February 24, 2022 at 01:16 PM