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February 23, 2022


Elephants deployed to chase away rhinoceros in Majuli

(Thanks to Ralph)


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The elephants are not enough. We need to call in sponges for back-up.

What happens if the elephants mate with the rhinos?


Will they also chase kangaroos? Asking for a Danish friend.

Which would be a better name for a rock band: Deployed Elephants or Wandering Rhinoceros? Advantage goes to rhinoceros because .. wait for it .. they have a great horn section.

Being a geezer, I can remember when elephant jokes were the height of hilarity.
Such as
Q Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A So they can hide in the strawberry patch

Q What started all the forest fires ?
A Burning ducks.
(follow up) Q How did elephants get flat feet?
A From stamping out burning ducks

Once upon a time in Texas, we got this same basic style of entertainment by staging train wrecks.

Do the rhinos all give out a warning yell "Tuscaloosa! Tuscaloosa!"

There may well be a lesson there for us in our current international crisis.

Couldn't they kerfuffle those rhinos. Perhaps someone from Australia could help?

Isn't this the last verse of "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly?"

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