MARTIANS HAVE NEEDS, TOO
Bizarre rock spotted on Mars is being compared to a sex toy
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
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Bizarre rock spotted on Mars is being compared to a sex toy
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
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Looks more like a duck.
Posted by: Dedd Mallard | February 20, 2022 at 09:58 AM
Good thing it wasn't found on Uranus.
Posted by: pharmaross | February 20, 2022 at 11:03 AM
We can't jump to conclusions here. First, we need to know how Martians have sex, if they do. Perhaps they just generate needed replacement Martians in a long glass tube, and they are "born" fully developed and pre-educated. Need a new doctor in town? Simply order a surgeon, psychiatrist or whatever and in a few days, they are ready to go to work.
Perhaps the artifact is simply a broken sandal that had been tossed into an ancient dump ground.
When we get the answers, we may not like them....
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 20, 2022 at 11:35 AM
Martian Sex Toys. WWBAGNFARB.
Posted by: LeDud | February 20, 2022 at 09:43 PM
So the difference between Mars and Uranus is, who would even think to look for a missing sex toy on Mars?
Posted by: Randy Rover | February 21, 2022 at 06:03 AM
This will save our Mars explorers from having to bring their own...
Posted by: The Real Barry | February 21, 2022 at 07:51 PM