'MANY OF JESUS' MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS HAPPENED WHILE HE WAS NAKED'

See Church Where Members Attend Service Fully Naked

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[Asher Scheiner]

Probably should mark this NSFW.

[Steverino]

Religions are weird.

[ripleysparrow]

Another miss for Vanity Fair. If I ever start my own church, I know who's getting the press releases first.

[pharmaross]

NSFW PG-18

*Bad language*

Some signs from above...

I am a former Catholic choir boy, altar boy, and current member of the Knights of Columbus. 12 years of a parochial education and not excommunicated yet.

[Clankie]

And they didn't even have Woodstock bak then.

[Le Petomane]

I thought this could have been the Church of Cryptocurrency where members gathered to pray for their faith supported Bitcoins. Instead, it was simply another gathering of the Church of What's Happening Now.

[man tom]

To put it Layman's terms...these people are loons.

Warning partially nude loons.

[Rod]

Well, the name of the place certainly is appropriate.

[Frank Costanza]

"In a related news, top US pastor Nikole Mitchell has given up the church to become a stripper and has amassed thousands of fans who pay good money to see her x-rated photos and videos online everyday. Nikole, mum of three said she always wanted to become an er0tic dancer but was brought up in a strict Christian family which put a damper on her dreams" ...Well, all I can say to that is Hallelujah!

[OldPhil]

"Why is it always . . . etc., etc.?"

[Jane Linderman]

And all men are not created equal was discovered at Sunday service.

[Elaine Benes]

Actually, all men ARE created equal, it's just that some men are MORE equal than others, (and then there's shrinkage).

[LeDud]

I wonder who gets to clean the pews/seats ? Asking for a friend.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Just stay away from the votive candles.

[man tom]

A recent email exchange I had with tech support for a motherboard I purchased.

Me: I have a problem with the MB, can you please help. I have reamed, rapped and rotated the combustion port and still have no joy.

Tech support: Your problem is not the motherboard.

Me: Update, Now I have tossed it out the window onto the front lawn and still no work.

Tech Support: Dear customer, We do apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. We may be able to replace your ASRock product with an RMA (Return Merchandise Authorization).

Thank you,

Samantha Ramirez

Customer Service

[Le Petomane]

man tom--I really wish I could get such great Customer Service out of Yahoo mail. My motherboard is acting like a mother-in-lawboard and the Fatherhood is on a drunk. The browser if off somewhere browsing and the caprocks are glowing and brainbirds are striking the wrong times. Please tell me this will get better...

[Loco]

That's a lot of members.

[man tom]

Le Petomane - Here is a professional review I wrote some years ago regarding a motherboard which was given to me in exchange for the review. The company offered me a 'cozy' job as a tech writer for their company.

So many great things to offer in a Motherboard
5/17/2014 12:12:41 AM

Pros: G1840 Celeron (Haswell Refresh)
GIGABYTE GA-Z97X-SOC FORCE
Corsair Vengeance 16GB 1600MHz.
Radeon 6770
Samsung 840EVO 120GB SSD
Corsair CS750M 750w PSU
Zalman CNPS 5X HSF
BitFenix Shinobi Case
Win 7 64

At the time of the build the only processor I had available was the Celeron G1840. This primed for overclocking, high performance Z97X motherboard along with all the other high performance parts used for this build would be a perfect match for a future 4770K or perhaps an upcoming Haswell Refresh K series processor. In addition, consider the Z97 chipset's ability to support Intel's fast approaching next generation 2015 release of their Broadwell line of processors. The Gigabyte Z97X-SOC offers a clear upgrade path to Intel's yet to be released next generation Core processors. Obviously a great plus and worthwhile consideration if you are planning to build a high performance Intel system right now.

The entire build and installation of the parts listed took about two hours. All the listed components went together beautifully. The system powered up first try. The operating system was installed and fully updated as well as time taken to poke around in the original first release F3 BIOS the GA-Z97X ships out with. The first release BIOS supports the recently released first round of Haswell Refresh processors. A subsequent F4 and lastest F5 BIOS versions are already released and available on the Gigabyte GA-Z97X-SOC FORCE product page.

http://www.gigabyte.us/products/product-page.aspx?pid=4949&dl=1#bios

Although the Celeron G1840 we installed flew right along loading up the operating system, system drivers and apps, the small 2 MB's L3 Cache the CPU offers would bottleneck at any attempt at crunching large applications of data or firing up of a CPU intensive game. I did manage to run through the F3 BIOS and manually set up my RAM speed and timings to Corsairs specs. A few other adjustment in BIOS were done and a fail at a manual overclock caused a little more work. I got to know the GA-Z97X-SOC FORCE's well placed 'BIOS reset' button. No popping out of the battery and manual jumper reset required. Shut down and hold down the BIOS reset button and the BIOS will reset and default without further troubleshooting. I will mention I used the onboard Qualcomm® Atheros Killer E2201 (10/100/1000) LAN chip to download and install the huge load of Windows 7 64 updates. I tested the speed and did manage a steady 21mbps download speed which is the max my ISP provides me. I think the onboard Atheros Killer LAN is sufficient for casual to moderate Net connection activity, but I have an Intel PCI Gigabit adapter I will install should I use put this computer into heavy network use through our business office network. As I assembled the system with the GA-Z97X-SOC board at the heart of my build, I felt I was building with the highest quality, most durable high performance products available. There is lots to like with the GIGABYT

Cons: Nitpicking, but mention of a couple of issues. The old school front panel connector the board offers does not consist of an 'EZ connector' or common harness for all case wires to group into one before being plugged in to the MB's front panel connectors. Having to route and plug in each individual case panel wire to the board seems like so much work when a simple harness or adapter for the Pwr On, Reset, Speaker, HDLed, etc. would make installation easier. Connecting every individual front panel case lead to the board before installing the board into the case makes helps ease the pain, but is a lot of unnecesary work when an EZ connector would allow simple plug in with the MB installed in the case. Also, the onboard SATA connectors are poised at a user unfriendly angle. The onboard SATA connectors are facing blindly from the user toward the front of the case. The positioning hides the MB's SATA connectors from direct view making the simple procedure of attaching a SATA cable to the board somewhat of an adventure.

Overall Review: I may look to a 4770K or possibly a less costly Core I5 for now to make this board perform like it was intended to do. Thermal improvements with the new Haswell Refresh processors, which this board supports, are a possibility for me and my business use of a top notch efficient, yet high performance PC. Owning this board is cause to do some research into what 2015 and Intel's upcoming Broadwell processors have to offer.

The GIGABYTE GA-Z97X-SOC FORCE is likely the most advanced, high performance future enhanced Intel motherboard you can own at this time.

So Le Petomane - Yes, I really wrote this review. So from my experience with mother-in-law-boards with issues like you are having I would say this, hope it helps:

If every once in a while it shoots flames how sweet is that? The first time my friends saw this happen they were like, "whoa you rule man tom!" Then, with further testing, we discovered at least once a day your motherboard will make rad noises like a wailing electric guitar. I cant even believe how sweet that is. So, yeah, you should continue attending nude church on a regular basis.