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February 18, 2022

IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE PROCEED ON YOUR MERRY WAY

Man stopped in Florida Keys for DUI tells deputies he’s high and happy

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(Thanks to pharmaross)

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He looks like he's been troubleshooting bad computer code under a harsh deadline for three days straight.

Reminds me of the "overly dramatic squirrel" pics from a few years ago.

You're Damn RIGHT I am!!!

Looks like the definition of " happy " need some revision. Or... perhaps someone just used the wrong pronoun.

Looks like one of the Sheen clan!

He's just come back from the Twilight Zone.

He looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

The resemblance is uncanny. They have to know one anther. Maybe share a mother?

Here in Roswell, New Mexico we see this same look on people who have had an alien abduction experience and anal probe. They walk funny for a while, but some return to what passes for sanity. The rest get elected to political office.

Looks a bit like Phil Mickelson after a bad round.

If you're high and you're happy clap your hands!
If you're high and you're happy clap your hands!
If you're both and you know it then your face will surely show it, etc.
He looks like someone who's (could be whose) just been told that his first round of colonoscopy prep didn't work so he's going to have to repeat it.

We in northern Palm Beach County would respectfully request that they keep him in the Keys ... permanently, if possible.

I bet he still has a couple of keys back in the double-wide.

looks like some of the guys on match

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