HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE HORSE PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

‘Reckless’ Amish buggy driver arrested for DUI tells cops he ‘had a couple beers’

(Thanks to Geoff Scott and pharmaross)

Comments

[wanderer2575]

These Amish today.

[Rod]

He needed one of those horses that knows its way home without his direction.

[ripleysparrow]

It's a long way across Pennsylvania from Sigel to Intercourse. For both horse and driver.

[Jeff Meyerson]

As we all know from nursecindy, they always claim to have had exactly two beers.

[Wyatt Delong Phace]

Probably just on his way to South Beach for Rumschpringe, hpoefully his FL driver's license is still valid, but shouldn't the horse have been the one to be arrested?

[LeDud]

This is what white supremacists do when supremacisting.

[Steverino]

I always thought that the Amish didn't drink alcohol.

Kinda reminds me of the 3 great religious truths:

1) Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the church.
3) Baptist don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

[pogo]

The question is, "How many beers did the horse have?"

[cfjk]

@pogp Not enough? I guess that answers "Why the long face?".

[pharmaross]

Roll On Down The Highway

[Oh De Humanity]

The horse must have freaked out when he heard that Miami changed the liquor regs, and reduced the bar closing time from 5AM to 2AM in South Beach.

[wanderer2575]

Deleted scene from Witness.

[nursecindy]

Jeff, actually they'd always say, "Ya. I had two birch beers".

[Qaz]

I found Amish beer, on the web, rated "good".

Amish Four Grain Pale Ale
Lancaster Brewing Company

[Le Petomane]

Qaz--we have Alien Ale for sale here in New Mexico. It's really good, but I don't know if it has been tested on Amish horses or not.