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February 25, 2022


‘Reckless’ Amish buggy driver arrested for DUI tells cops he ‘had a couple beers’

(Thanks to Geoff Scott and pharmaross)


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These Amish today.

He needed one of those horses that knows its way home without his direction.

It's a long way across Pennsylvania from Sigel to Intercourse. For both horse and driver.

As we all know from nursecindy, they always claim to have had exactly two beers.

Probably just on his way to South Beach for Rumschpringe, hpoefully his FL driver's license is still valid, but shouldn't the horse have been the one to be arrested?

This is what white supremacists do when supremacisting.

I always thought that the Amish didn't drink alcohol.

Kinda reminds me of the 3 great religious truths:

1) Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the church.
3) Baptist don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

The question is, "How many beers did the horse have?"

@pogp Not enough? I guess that answers "Why the long face?".

Roll On Down The Highway

The horse must have freaked out when he heard that Miami changed the liquor regs, and reduced the bar closing time from 5AM to 2AM in South Beach.

Deleted scene from Witness.

Jeff, actually they'd always say, "Ya. I had two birch beers".

I found Amish beer, on the web, rated "good".

Amish Four Grain Pale Ale
Lancaster Brewing Company

Qaz--we have Alien Ale for sale here in New Mexico. It's really good, but I don't know if it has been tested on Amish horses or not.

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