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Well, if not the for the best efforts of Florida lawyers they might only be fifth, whether or not they're taking the fifth, or just drinking a fifth.
Posted by: cfjk | February 22, 2022 at 09:08 AM
Maryland is #20?
I'm surprised we made at all, We're way too busy dodging gunfire to worry about sinning.
Posted by: guy | February 22, 2022 at 09:42 AM
They count 4 out of the 7. I believe we should be ranked 1 in the other 3.
However, I can believe Nevada (Las Vegas and Reno).
Posted by: Steverino | February 22, 2022 at 10:00 AM
Wow, Idaho beat Utah. Nevada is going to have to send missionaries. Or we could praise them until their Vanity goes through the roof.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | February 22, 2022 at 10:12 AM
Sorry, but why is Most Beauty Salons Per Capita a bad thing?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 22, 2022 at 10:53 AM
I see Texas tops the Lust category. With so many great-looking women here, I suppose that's inevitable.
Posted by: Rod | February 22, 2022 at 11:01 AM
We've redefined sin. Now it's only "driving under 80 mph on I95 ", "using the wrong pronouns " and " not agreeing with me ".
Posted by: Clankie | February 22, 2022 at 01:41 PM
We need to include an eighth deadly sin:
failure to use your turn signals...
Posted by: fractalist | February 23, 2022 at 02:35 PM