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February 16, 2022

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hey Dave

Did you get my last email? Hope you don't mind the random email.

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If it's random, how does it manage to address the recipient by name?

Of course, Dave's not here, man.

Not at all, my good man. SHIFT-DEL

No, THIS is your last email.

oh crap.... all I send Dave is random e-mail.

Your last random email was referred to the random email department. Plese send all further random emails to that department. Dave Barry is not random and knows no one there, nor is he in any way associated with random. So there!

A recent email exchange I had with tech support for a motherboard I purchased.

Me: I have a problem with the MB, can you please help. I have reamed, rapped and rotated the combustion port and still have no joy.

Tech support: Your problem is not the motherboard.

Me: Update, Now I have tossed it out the window onto the front lawn and still no work.

Tech Support: Dear customer, We do apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. We may be able to replace your ASRock product with an RMA (Return Merchandise Authorization).

Thank you,

Samantha Ramirez

Customer Service

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