DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING
Hello,
I am a professional blogger outreach service provider.
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February 10, 2022
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Please, as an amateur blogger outreach service provider, any further contact between us may permanently tarnish my Olympic status, so please cease and desist.
Posted by: Tella Marka Terre | February 10, 2022 at 12:34 PM
We'll keep testing opening lines. Eventually we'll find the one that works.
Posted by: The ghost of Claude Hopkins | February 10, 2022 at 12:42 PM
How about "Hello, I have free beer."
Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | February 10, 2022 at 01:02 PM
Sounds sophisticated. Probably sent from from Kazakhstan.
Posted by: man tom | February 10, 2022 at 01:11 PM
I'd like "Job Titles that Shouldn't Exist, and Probably Don't" for $100, Alex
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | February 10, 2022 at 01:41 PM
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Posted by: GetRich now | February 10, 2022 at 02:03 PM
^5 Steve (The 24 Guy)
Posted by: MOTW | February 10, 2022 at 02:30 PM
...but during the winter months I'm a professional outreach service provider for most of the ice fisherman (and women) in the Great Lakes area, and I would appreciate your support in the coming mayoral election.
Posted by: Daetyme Hooker | February 10, 2022 at 03:22 PM
I bet that sounds great on a resume.
Posted by: John | February 10, 2022 at 08:10 PM