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February 10, 2022

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hello,
I am a professional blogger outreach service provider.

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Please, as an amateur blogger outreach service provider, any further contact between us may permanently tarnish my Olympic status, so please cease and desist.

We'll keep testing opening lines. Eventually we'll find the one that works.

How about "Hello, I have free beer."

Sounds sophisticated. Probably sent from from Kazakhstan.

I'd like "Job Titles that Shouldn't Exist, and Probably Don't" for $100, Alex

Dear mR. Breey
We have been trying to deposit your refund, but we donot your personal information .
please sumit this infourmation toreccve your refunds.

^5 Steve (The 24 Guy)

...but during the winter months I'm a professional outreach service provider for most of the ice fisherman (and women) in the Great Lakes area, and I would appreciate your support in the coming mayoral election.

I bet that sounds great on a resume.

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